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Confessions of a Bad Blogger May 20, 2008

Posted by majortk in funny, makes me want to cry, new media, random stuff, rants.
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i beg to differ, ijustine, i’m a bad blogger! you want proof, innocent reader? the following is an ordered list listing some of my qualifications for being a bad blogger:

  1. irregular posting schedule
  2. abuse of the english language
  3. too many obscure or irrelevant references
  4. not enough if any quality original content
  5. way too much pimping of others
  6. amateur reviews
  7. lame puns which are often out of place
  8. no clue of where the post is going
  9. misleading or irrelevant titles, tags, and categories
  10. often confusing posts that make little or no sense even to the author
  11. what’s up with all the lowercase?
  12. excessive linkages
  13. inappropriate use of numerals
  14. absence of cute cat stories or pics
  15. premature post publishing resulting in multiple edits of previously published posts
  16. no clear or indeed any idea of what this blog is about even though there are 2 abouts about this blog
  17. use of an ordered list where there is no order

i had to tell someone about my blogging problems, and it might as well be you my poor reader. no1 should be subjected to the tyranny of my posts. i admit it: i’m a bad blogger; period.

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